NTKG, Reporting

fortunateunderdog:

DAY ONE [November 4]

Today begins NO SHAVE NOVEMBER! Yes, I realize that I am starting 3 days late, but I just got back from Boston…so here goes.  Back in Eugene, Oregon, and rearing to go!

For those of you who do not know what “No Shave November” is…I have taken this time to share some knowledge…

No Shave November:To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.

This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend or boyfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering “No Sex November” as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that your partner is always wrong.
-Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol’ lady wouldn’t give me any so I had to shave.

-Moderately manly man: That’s fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!

-Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn’t even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYONE!!!!!

I’M A FUCKING VIKING!

I did this 2 years ago, and ended up looking like a poorly manscaped scrotum. Better luck to you.