NTKG, Reporting

Glee is the gayest program on television, combining, as all the best entertainments do, high school, hunky athletes, locker rooms, assertive girls, dorky girls, divas, illicit crushes, well-intentioned but clueless adults, a snide and fashion-forward gay teen, and an ass-load of choreographed dance moves. It’s like High School Musical, but even gayer. With its queering of everything it touches—the star quarterback, the football team, kids in wheelchairs, 80s arena rock—it’s also one of the most subversive shows on television, representing, as I’ve said before, the penultimate stage in the homosexual takeover of America (final step: Michelle Obama comes out). So in my new role as VF.com’s “fun and faggy editor” (this title has yet to be approved by the front office, but I expect it’s simply a matter of paperwork), I will be doing a weekly recap of the show every Thursday. We’re at episode nine, so if you haven’t been watching since the start, you are an idiot you should immediately find a way to get up to speed. For those of you who actually give a damn about humanity, here’s what happened this week.

hahahahha. i stopped right there because I still haven’t watched last night’s episode, but this guy is totally TKG and i <3 it.