Paying taxes is like going to the zoo: admission’s 20 bucks. You can’t walk in and go ‘Here’s $18.50 I don’t like zebras!’ …So we must respect the moral beliefs of the majority of Americans who don’t like abortion. But the majority of Americans who favor (the) public option can go fuck themselves.
— JON STEWART, reacting to GOP Congressman Mike Pence’s contentions that 1) taxpayer money shouldn’t go towards “morally offensive” procedures like abortion, and 2) that Congress should “respect the moral beliefs of the majority of the American people, on The Daily Show (via inothernews) (via thegreg)