NTKG, Reporting

(via muppetpants)

We measured three players while sober, with around .04% blood alcohol content (BAC,) and around .08% BAC. This all occurred on the “Mall” level. The results are interesting…

Player     0 BAC     0.04 BAC     0.08 BAC     Avg Time

Andrew    3:45       3:36           3:36            3:39

Mike        3:26       3:22           3:22            3:23

Remi        3:35       3:23           3:23            3:27

Averages  3:35       3:27           3:27            3:30

The results are interesting! Notice that we completed the courses quicker across the board with alcohol in the blood, and all three of us had the same times with .04 and .08 BAC.

So what is the conclusion? Drinking and driving is obviously faster, and should be encouraged! (But only in video gaming, kids.)