NTKG, Reporting

Unconfirmed Peter W. Knox Rumors

peterwknox:

michaelorell:

• Peter W. Knox sits on an isometric ball at work
• Peter W. Knox yells, “Have fun storming the castle!” when anyone leaves any room ever.
• Peter W. Knox runs a popular Brian Jonestown Massacre fan site
• Peter W. Knox invented the ”Hang In There” Cat poster, despite his age and wikipedia evidence to the contrary.
• Peter W. Knox has a Young Manhattanite login and is simply biding his time.
• Peter W. Knox takes the Silver kind of Centrum because fuck it why not.
• Peter W. Knox ghost writes for Jae Mills
• Peter W. Knox likes it cold
• Peter W. Knox places his hand on womens’ lower back when he has to walk past them at a crowded bar
• Peter W. Knox has a shirt on Cafe Press that says “PWKND” available in organic cotton for $23.99.
• Peter W. Knox has a paid subscription to Paper Magazine

I can confirm that they’re all false. There. Confirmed, but clever.

• Peter W. Knox wants to be on you.