In celebration, they’re asking everyone in the county to spend that day replacing all verbs with the word “hope”. County employees will hope the day off.
edit: Why just give him a day though? Can’t we just rename a month Baracktober and get it over with?
Barackruary? Barackgust? Barackvember?
Attention Amurrica: We’re now moving to a 4 month calendar instead of a 12 month calendar using the above month names. It’ll all work out.
Watch out tho, Barackgust is a BITCH.
Thank you,
Changeyoucanbelievein.